Monday, November 24, 2008

A quickie here

Just read this interview with Shobhaa De. It is sad to see our so called open minded 'modern' folks support the rhetoric of the MNS. Hmm...are most 'intellectuals' this narrow minded in our country or is this a unique case? Or are they tolerant only if they are spectators from afar? This mindless violence reminds me of the 'real Americans' rhetoric put forward by McCain supporters. It seems wherever you are, xenophobia and fear mongering is the way to go.

Sigh...where are we, as a nation going?

P.S. : Of course I might be wrong. But my conscience can't accept the possibility that the alternative may be right.

P.P.S. : I hate news sites that split up stories into umpteen fragments so that I can view more ads.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Sigh...

The archive on the right says that i had 41 posts in '07 and a pathetic 7 posts in '08. Objectively speaking, I had better facilities to become a regular blogger this year. We got net in our hostels. My reading dramatically increased, but the sense of complacency that came with these added luxuries effectively decimated my blogging tendencies. Fun trivia, the word decimate originates from the practice of killing one in every ten by the victors of a war. It was done among the romans....i guess....am too lazy to verify.

Sigh.....lets hope I am more active next sem......

Saturday, September 20, 2008

I am back!!!!!!!

Hmmm...I have finally awoken from my deep slumber. All this time my excuse for not blogging was not having access to net when I am at my most creative. Now that I have net access, I am using the extra time to complete my google reader commitments. Btw, if anyone uses Google reader, share your items with me as well. It helps broaden one's horizons. 


All these time  have been slacking off, I started a few new habits. One is watching the daily show with jon stewart and the colbert report. Incredibly funny stuff while exposing the irregularities of American politics. It is impossible for an outsider who doesn't follow American politics to even comprehend the fallacies in their leaders.

Btw this sudden surge in myself has bee inspired by keesha's incredible blog. Keep up the good work!!!

Nothing else....time to be more synergistically involved in optimizing our potential for maximum efficiency with due diligence....as Dilbert's pointy haired boss would have put it! 

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

hmmm...nothing much

I just had a bout of exams. I don't want to elaborate.

On the flip side, I have this great story about how I took half an hour to multiply -5 and -2. I finally got the answer though and most of the class didn't. This was during my test for the subject Computer Organisation. Hmm...can't think of anything that can top that story.

No wonder I love my branch.

P.S When I say multiply....I mean multiply....;)

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Censorship process in UAE

Incidently, this seems to be my 50th post(jumps up and down in ecstasy...then stops, realising how pathetic the aforementioned celebration was..).

This is how censorship works in UAE...they get an indian to choose what offends them...

No time for a well thought article about censorship is stupid and censors are idiots....gtg...

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dilbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you(i mean i) can read the the daily dilbert comic from the blog itself, thanks to the widget on the sidebar!!!

Now there's another excuse for me to sign on to blogger.

Monday, February 4, 2008

maa k i-> maak i-> maakri -> maggi -> mangi -> monkey

Hmm...with all this furore about racism charges and misinterpreted cultural nonsense and everything, it is high time that our Boys and the Aussie boys shut their mouths up and continued playing the game. Unless of course, you can shout off and play awesomely at the same time. Unlike...

What interested me the most is the Symonds took offence when he thought he was called a monkey...but didn't mind the abuse to his mother....

hmmm...thought provoking...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Nothing much...

I am bored. It is not due to the lack of work...but then who needs work when they can goof off? Anyway, I have postponed some very important academics related stuff and the awesome novel Shantaram to post this great quote I saw....

"The intelligence of the planet is constant....and the population is growing"

How true...

Also check this...

Friday, January 4, 2008

Nutty Hypotheses-Part 1

Hmm...seems everyone is going on and on about new year posts and resolutions....so, to break this trend...this is the last I will be mentioning it....

Now, back to the hypothesis. I got this inspiration back when I was a little kid who saw some cartoon whare the protagonist had an anthill or something as some kind of science project. The ants went about their jobs without any heed to the protagonist and the story went on.

Anyway, th point is...what if the earth was just a science project of some bratty old alien kiddo? And boy, is he pissed because we the humans are destroying our earth each passing day. What if the kid(not specifying a he/she) throws a tantrum and decides to stamp all over us?

Hmm...no time to follow up on that one, but I think it is good enough to send to the Kansas School Board! Now if there is anyone in the whole wide world who is utterly jobless(well, u r reading this blog and i am posting on it, so we both fall in that category), please leave some comment or something about real life phenomena that can be explained by this theory.

Till then...Adios...

P.S. If I could convince His Short-Sightedness George Bush about this theory, the U.S. would surely sign the Kyoto protocol...

Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Great Indian Controversy

One of the problems of not watching television or skimming the newspaper is that one doesn't get to know about the controversies that plague the land. Now it seems pretty stupid to be posting stuff about things bygone.

For example, take the controversy about the two rupee coin with a square cross introduced at the beginning of this year. Not only haven't I seen on myself, I didn't hear anything about it from any of my mates. Now that I checked the wikipedia article on modern indian coins, I caught a reference to the controversy. It struck as quite funny that the references provided were....err....a bit on sided. Anyways, here is one of the references provided.

I especially enjoyed the following snippents...

....'Christianity-Coveting, Islam-embracing and Hindu-Hating in stance, posture, ideology, philosophy, programme and action.' //the policy of UPA

....Dr Manmohan Singh's Minority Appeasement Declaration (MAD)....

...Italian-led government...

Now I may not be an expert here...but this looks like a case of paranoia to me. Here is the hindu article on the coin.

Ahh...leave it...I am just glad that people didn't mistake it for an 'X' and start arguing that the coin should be free of the language of those treacherous Americans.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Nothing much...

Well....i am half blind now....;)

Being the proud owner of a pair of broken spectacles, I wander aimlessly in world filled to the core with visual input......Only I can manage to get my specs broken in the midst of my damn exams, on a saturday....so that shops won't be open on the next...I want to type in something funny after that....bit throbbing headache mode isnt exactly conducive to writing.....

Oh...and by the way, it seems that my blog's reading level is high school.....I wonder what sort of criterion they follow.....


Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Lazy ol' me

Hmmm....I don't want to check the date of my previous post....when I started blogging I swore that this wouldn't be one of those "Hello World" blogs......past few days been horribly busy...exams are approaching and I seem to have been trapped in a vicious cycle which occurs thrice each sem....what else?....let me think of some awesome insights into the human psyche to delight my readers(who am i kidding?...reader)....
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nope...can't think of any right now...but will keep anyone who is reading this posted.............

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Tathva '07

Our college's Techno-Management festival "Tathva" starts on the 27th......here's wishing it the best of Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tathva WebsiteLink

Monday, September 10, 2007

Religious Extremism and Free Speech

Nowadays one gets to hear a lot about islamofascists or something like that.....especially from a bunch of Americans. It seems that some of them have such a narrow minded view of the world that they have classified the whole world into "conservative american christians" and a bunch of " "(insert random abusive word).

Here is an example of one of those guys....my knowledge about him comes from an opus cartoon and a google search which succeeded it. I am all for free speech and everything, but I think this is one of the borderline cases. What separates this guy and Hitler is that they hated different things and our friend here didn't have the resources to go on an anti-everybody else campaign.

Of course I may be completely wrong in my assessment of the guy, but anyone who sees "hidden homosexual innuendo" in Teletubbies is almost surely off his rocker...

Incidently, newspapers are so afraid of offending muslims that they didn't run two Opus cartoons. This one and the one after.

I don't blame them because during the whole Danish cartoon I saw first hand(I was in UAE then), the madness that erupted. Most shops had huge signs proclaiming that they didn't sell Danish products(even though the abysmal spelling and grammar did mar the overall effect slightly). Then there is the case of Salman Rushdie who was a victim of a virtual kill on sight order after he published Satanic Verses. Even the Catholic church erupted vehemously against the Da Vinci Code without realising that they increased the popularity of the book by giving it free publicity....

Thats one of the problems with this world, one has to be politically correct to the point of being paranoid, so as to not offend any of the other 6 billion folks in the world.........

Also check this....

Sunday, September 9, 2007

BlogPane

I just came across this site while I was checking through my reader statistics. It is a free service that enables us to add a directory listing to our blog that lists all blogs from our college. It is kind of an RSS feed that keeps track of all alumni blogs.

It's a pretty awesome idea and I wish its perpetrators (hmm...that word makes them sound criminally inclined ;) the very best of luck.

Unfortunately I am a complete zero when it comes to Javascript. For example, I have no idea why the "SAVE NOW" button at the bottom of the screen is steadily increasing in size while I type.

So it might take me some time to figure out how the hell I am supposed to install the damn thing on my blog.............

Ahhh...the button has stopped expanding......




Update:
check out its homepage

here's a video that shows how to install it and voila! I have the plug-in on my blog as well...

Friday, September 7, 2007

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally...after a hiatus of around three weeks I am finally ready to get back on track. The last three weeks were pretty eventful and everything with onam, exams and well...mainly exams. Anyways...I will try once again to maintain this blog as frequently as I can.................................

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

New face of Patriotism

Hmm...i have just got a letter which implores all "patriotic" indians to change their orkut display pics to the Indian flag. As if it really means something...

You wanna be patriotic? Stop bad mouthing the country the other 364 days of the year....

Cool ad...

Check out this ad....

And I dare you to tell me it isn't awesome..........

Monday, August 13, 2007

Of Mars and the stars...

I receive all kinds of forwarded mails, ones about fake profiles being created, orkut being shut down, 101 ways to contact AIDS(you know, sitting in movies with infected blood poking you know where, terrorist on the loose with hypodermic syringes and all those stuff)...The latest one says something like Mars will be quite close to the earth in two weeks and something about this being a momentous occasion and all the hungama that goes along with it. I normally give a cursory glance and then delete it. But some folks, actually do some research into the matter. Here is another mail I got which rebutts the Mars mail.....


"""An email that has circulated during July and August for several years is again hitting inboxes in 2007. The message informs recipients that the planet Mars will be passing very close to Earth in August. While this information was valid back in 2003, it is totally inaccurate for 2007.

The year is not specifically mentioned in the message and a great many recipients therefore assume that the message refers to August, 2007. Another version of the message is circulating via SMS. Virtually identical (and equally misleading) messages were circulating back in July and August 2005 and again in July and August 2006. The events outlined in the message were more or less true back in 2003 although they were a little hyped even then. According to NASA, on August 27, 2003, Earth and Mars were the closest they have been for around 60,000 years. Mars was indeed a spectacular site in the night sky during several months of 2003.

However, this fact is not quite as earth shattering as you might think. A 2003 NASA article on the subject explains that:

Much has been made of the fact that the August 27th encounter with Mars is the closest in some 60,000 years. Neanderthals were the last to observe Mars so favorably placed. This is true. It's also a bit of hype. Mars and Earth have been almost this close many times in recent history.

In spite of the claims in the 2006 incarnation of the message, Mars was a far less than "spectacular" sight in the night sky. For much of 2006, it was on the far side of the sun from the Earth and was quite inconspicuous during July and August.

And, during July and August 2007, the view of Mars will again be far less than spectacular. Mars will make its closest approach to Earth in December 2007, but, even then, it will not be particularly bright. The SEDS website notes:

Mars will come into its Opposition on December 24, 2007 in constellation Gemini. Six days earlier, on December 18, 2007, the planet will have come to its closes distance to Earth during this apparation: 88.42 million km (55 million miles, or 0.58935 AU). This is not very close, as Mars will be quite close to its aphelion at the time of this opposition. As usual, this approach will offer another opportunity to launch spacecraft to the red planet: Nasa intends to send the Mars lander Phoenix.

The planet will be situated far north: At a northern declination of +26:46 at opposition time, Northern hemisphere observers will find it high in their meridian, and Southerners will find it low in the North. In this rather aphelic opposition, the planet will become only as bright as mag -1.64, and of diameter 15.88 arc seconds around that time.


At around 88 million kilometers, Mars will be a lot further away from Earth this year than it was back in 2003 when the distance between the planets was only around 56 million kilometers.

This message seems set to keep resurfacing every year and duping a whole new set of recipients into gazing rather fruitlessly at the night sky. But don't despair! Close encounters with Mars are not such uncommon events. The claim that "NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN!" is misleading. It is true that the next time Mars will be as close to Earth as it was in 2003 will be on August 28, 2287. In the mean time however, there will be plenty of other close approaches, so our children and our children's children are not likely to miss out altogether.

Perhaps by 2287 some of our descendants will be observing the close encounter from the Martian perspective"""



Hmm...interesting, I am not in a mood to do further research at this point. But I wonder; how many copies the the rebutting mail will I have to delete? Is it my responsibility to forward this mail to everone I know? And if I do so, will I turn into that category of people I hate?....



Only I can turn a single question of "whether or not I should forward a mail to others" into a life threatening mind boggling psychological paradox.......:)

Sigh....thats lyfe....

Test match predictions

I have decided to start making vague predictions about random occurences and then try to claim credit if any of them accidently become true. Some people actually get paid for this sort of work (I think they are called consultants).

If India doesn't bowl out the whole England team and the match ends up as a draw, England will grumble like hell that they should have won the first test and some sort of Duckworth Lewis system for test cricket should be established, whereby in such "obvious" situations.

Now lets see how that goes.